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Jet Ski

from Healthy Munchies by Eric Bennett

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Today I trimmed my mustache with fire
and I learned something very very valuable while doing so. (What's that?)
I learned that if you ever find yourself holding a lighter that close to your face then you need to readjust yourself, my friend because..
Well now, you're not clear and simple enough.
How much for the Kawasaki?
I've got a couple of bucks to make on a Jet Ski in the middle of the lake.

Tonight I'll cut a rug, I'll burn the grass.
I'll chug my slug, my worth, the gas, my cash because,..
Well, I've become so invested in making this happy moment last that I will disobey the law andl take this Jet Ski out to pasture
and sink this bitch just to get some answers!
How much torture can you people take?!
On a Jet Ski in the middle of the lake.

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from Healthy Munchies, released November 29, 2019

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Eric Bennett Wyandotte, Michigan

I write songs that make middle-aged to elderly people cry.

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